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Although Her Death Was Not Violent, There Was Some Gore
And, If You Weren't Thinking It Before...
As Kierkegaard Truly Said: Life Can Only Be Understood Backwards, But It Must Be Lived All Jumbled Up
Best Marienbad Known Director For At The Year Last Film
Fame Is A Von Trapp
Have You Noticed That People Who Had Their Welfare Slashed While He Was In Charge Are Not Asked For THEIR Opinions Of Him?
He Saved Countless Women's Lives - Why Would Any Politician Want To Celebrate That?
If His Death Becomes A Trending Topic On Twitter, It Will Not Have Been In Vain
If She Goes To Jail, We Have What Geneticist Gregor Mendl Once Called "A Twofer"
It Was The Way I Think A Lot Of Us Would Like To Go
I Won't Be Reading Any Poems I May Previously Written, Either - That's How Much I Respect The Woman!
Some Things Are Easier To Deny Than Others
Turn Out The Light
Unless Fans Get Their Hands On Some Band Members' DNA...